Lightning Sara - Prodigy Turtle

I love my three toed.  You all know that.  But, thanks to Chris and Kari, I'm now going to train her to become just like Alex.
Yesterday, I went onto Hulu Plus and watched "How Smart Are Animals?"(Chris told me to), and I realized that if Alex had thirty whole years of experimentation, why not start working on a turtle?
I haven't actually gone to college, so I can't really get a grant, but I'll just keep on working till I graduate.  Sara's only thirteen, she's still young.
We've made a lot of progress.  she's been bumping windows, not falling off couches and many other things.  I'll keep you posted every week on how we're doing.  My goal is to train this turtle eight to twelve hours a day for thirty years, and then we'll know who's smarter - Alex or Lightning.  Who do you think is going to win?  Alex may be dead, but he's still got quite a following.  Sara on the other hand, is a small town turtle with no public, except maybe the followers in my blog.

A Third Little Medley

Again I bring you yet another medley.  It's just like the other two, except maybe about different things.  But that would make sense, would it not?
I'm still wearing my sunglasses everywhere, though I thought of a few more places I can't.  I can't wear them to bed or in any church.  I'm sure there are many other places, but I'm not going to rack my brain.  It's trying to relax.
Guess what?  Xavier Becket, the new Master of the Black Riders, has gone into battle with the soldiers.  You can read all about it in my book when it comes out.
I hate Community.  They stole my idea!  My Black Riders wear all black and ride black horses.  Their Black Rider (and they only have one!) isn't wearing all black and has nothing to ride.  Verdict:  I think my Black Riders fit the title much better.  Therefore, the name "Black Rider" is all mine.  Besides, my Black Riders have real swords and guns and knives and daggers, not to mention bows and poisons and traps.  Their Black Rider just has some awesome paintball guns.
Well, I should be going now.  I've got a breakfast to eat and papers to grade.

Chromatic!

More sunglasses.

A compilation of My Thoughts

Today I'm blogging about my thoughts.  It'll include words, animals, the outdoors and many more topics.

About words...I've been thinking about some different words.  'Yearn,' for instance.  I hate that word!  In fact, my least favorite letter is 'y,' and putting it with 'earn' doesn't help it any.  It's my least favorite word, and I have a lot of words I hate.

Of course, not all words are bad.  'Lush' and 'crisp' are two of my favorite words.  I don't know why, I just like them.

Then there are juicy words.  By juicy words, I mean words like 'reciprocate,' or 'controversy.'  Those were actually just the two words that came to head right then.  Still, they're juicy.

Now, you'll get my very strictured opinion about different animals.  You know, animals like ferrets, capybaras, armadillos, turtles and dogs.

Ferrets.  Just the very mentioning of them makes me want to kill the slinky, conning weasels.  Well, maybe not kill them.  I just don't like the little beasts.  There's something about them...Something that they hide from humans...

I love capybaras.  I love the enlarged guinea pig-ish creatures, especially since they're the biggest rodent in the world.  Their cute, flat noses, their adorable legs, they're just so loveable!  Although they do bite.  But so do guinea pigs.  But capybaras require lots of water and plenty of outdoor space.  But guinea pigs have to have their cages cleaned and their food and water replaced often, too.  Okay, you win, I give up.  He he...Amazing how I can argue with myself, isn't it?

Armadillos!  Hooray for those armored, rolly-polly creatures!  Aw, they're so cute.  In my opinion, they actually tie with capybaras.

Turtles are amazing.  If God could, I would say he messed up on those awkward things.  They're definitely one of my favorite animals, and that's saying a lot!  You see, it goes horses, dogs and then turtles.  They maintain a strong third on my list.

And then there are dogs.  Definitely number two on my favorites list, these friendly beasts are so amazing!  They're loyal, faithful, endearing, loveable, any good word and it's match!

Now for the outdoors.  Beautiful and fantastic, anywhere outside is my favorite place to be.  You've got trees, dirt, grass, sky and so many other different things, dead and alive.  I just love the outdoors!

So, I was going to write about many other topics, but this post is getting so long I'm dreading proofreading it.  It now must come to a conclusion, but, before it does, I would like to write about one more thing (oh boy, this was inspired!).

Beyond this world lies another land.  It's a beautiful land, yet there is still lots of conflict.  You guessed it, Rainbowland.  Daisy and all her friends live there.  Let us salute the best of them now.

To Daisy, the finest, best woman in the whole world.

To Kayla, a fine young lady with a very big heart.

To Ian, a great doctor, father and husband.

To Edward, a wonderful young man.

To Seth, the best brother ever.

To Benedict, a fine doctor and friend.

And to Toby, the male version of Daisy, and let's not forget, my favorite (next to Daisy, of course)!

Goodbye, my friends.  I must go out and live my life, however painful it may be.  Tomorrow, when I write in my blog again, I shall find the comfort that everyone seeks, yet few find.

Well, bye for now.  I'll write tomorrow!

Oh, and it was very difficult proofreading this, so please excuse any mistakes.

The Beautiful World of Rainbowland

Today I'll be writing about the land itself.  I've already covered the most important people in Rainbowland, so it's time to move on.
Cedar Ridge Hospital is located in the big countryside of Land Of Adventure (LOA).  The biggest place in all of Rainbowland, LOA lives up to it's name.  That's where Daisy and her friends have most of their adventures.  It's also home to the Black Riders.
Next up is the most beautiful piece of land in Rainbowland.  Rose Hills is like Beverly Hills, but more country-ish.  Rose Hills is a lot more civilized that LOA, and it's where Daisy and Seth's parents live, along with Kayla's parents.
Last of all is Kingsland, a beautiful city.  As you've probably guessed, the King lives there.  Daisy hardly ever goes to Kingsland, but hardly any crimes are committed there.  The King usually has things under control, so that's another reason.
Tomorrow, I'll tell you about a frightening place in the heart of LOA, the fortress of the Black Riders and...let me see...oh yes!  And of course, Cedar Ridge Hospital!
Until tomorrow!

More about Rainbowland

It's time that you should learn more about this precious world and its amazing (and not amazing!) inhabitants.  Remember what I said though.  Don't ever let go of this information under any circumstance. Ever!
First I'll talk about the former Master of the Black Riders.  Benedict Jones has brown hair, green eyes and an affectionate smile.  He's as tall as Ian.  Benedict is now an intern at the Cedar Ridge Hospital.  He's great doctor.
Now I shall tell you all about Daisy's step brother.  Seth Richards has Light Brown hair, laughing brown eyes and and a kind smile.  Seth is about as tall as Edward.  He owns Cedar Ridge Hospital and most of the ten acres surrounding it.  He's an excellent doctor and brother.
And last is the man who was an amazing Black Rider and an even...better?*...Master.  Toby Williams has black hair, black eyes and a handsome, friendly smile.  He's two inches taller than Ian, making him 6' 4".  Toby is not a doctor or an intern (or a nurse, for that matter), but he does help Daisy a lot.  Toby's definitely my favorite!
As a bonus, I'll throw in Cara.  She's a clumsy, slightly idiotic nurse whom Seth, even if he begged, could not get rid of.  She's about 5' 4" and very thin.  Her hair is dark brown, and it's a pixie cut.  She's had her pay cut for all the things that she's done.
I'll have more of Rainbowland for you tomorrow.

*Black Riders are bad.  They're sort of like Rainbowland's version of the Ku Klux Klan but a lot milder.  And they wear black.  I'll do a whole post about The Black Riders tomorrow or Friday.

Rainbowland

As I said yesterday, I'm going to tell you about Rainbowland today.  But please, please, please do not expose any of this information to the raving public.  This is just for my followers and close friends to see. Only my followers and close friends.  Shall we begin?
Yesterday, I talked about Daisy Harp.  Now I'll talk about her friends and family.
As I stated in yesterday's post, Ian Harp (get it?*) is her husband.  He has Sandy colored hair, blue eyes and he has a crooked, warm smile.  He's rather tall.  He has a mustache and some stubble.  Ian is a smart and excellent doctor, not to mention a wonderful husband and father!
Now I will tell you a bit about Kayla Johnson, Daisy's best friend.  Kayla is also a doctor.  She has light brown hair, brown eyes and a shy smile.  Unlike her best friend, she's often frightened and timid, especially on adventures.  Kayla is slightly short and thin.  Kayla has two lovely children, Amanda and Charles.  Kayla is a fine doctor, wife and mother.
Now I'll go on to Kayla's husband and Ian's best friend, Edward Johnson.  Please don't be surprised, but Edward is a doctor, too (I'll explain later).  Edward has Black hair, brown eyes, and a small yet very kind smile.  He's a bit shorter than Ian, but only by a few inches.  Edward is a good husband, father and doctor.
Well, that's enough for today.  Tomorrow I'll write about three wonderful gentleman.  The first one I'll talk about is Daisy's step brother, the second was the former Master of the Black Riders (Jones Syndicate), and the third took The Master's place at one time.
I hope that you're all excited for tomorrow, because I am!

*I actually stole the person and name from Patrick, so don't give me any credit when you figure it out.